The Melaleuca Blog || Controversy - What Melaleuca Won’t Tell You

Ok first let me say that the Melaleuca Renew Lotion is hands down the best moisturizing lotion on the planet. That said, since they are not paying for an advertisement on this page, it gets its fair amount of criticism just just like anything else.

Melaleuca Renew Lotion has been tested on humans. File your protests here.

While Melaleuca doesn’t test things on animals, if Melaleuca isn’t going to rub some Renew lotion on this adorable Sphynx hairless wrinkled kitten, I will!

Things not to do after using Melaleuca’s Renew Lotion on your hands:

• For the first 5 minutes after applying the soothing Renew lotion on your hands (before your skin has absorbed it):
• Do not, I repeat DO NOT shake your current or future boss’ hand after applying Melaleuca’s Renew lotion.
• Do NOT bench press weights.
• Do not even think about trying to exit a room that requires turning a door knob. Your best long term thinking is to install pull handles for your doors.
• Do not attempt to go rock climbing with Melaleuca Renew lotion on your hands.
• Do not run your fingers through your spouse’s hair.
• Do not ride a motorcycle - you will go nowhere, trust me.
• Do not help your friends move with this Melaleuca stuff on your hands. Dropping vases does not lend itself to friendship maintenance.